What a week! An epic football game to end the season…but really, this is why they invented placing some shekels on the outcome…because if you truly enjoy the occupants of MetLife, whether they’re the Big Blue or the Benigno Green, there is no way you could root for either the Home of Rocky (stay classy Philly fans…but I digress) or the Clam Chowders…seriously. And then there was Josh McDaniels doing his best Rollie (R.I.P.) impression…which may have been worse…he stiffed the press conference. And the GM of ‘Bron and the Pips playing NBA Trade Machine…except with real players and real money! But that’s just the hors d’oeuvres…our main dish is served warm…with a splash of palm.
That’s right, an early look at the Boyz of Summer, or in this case, the Bruisers of the Bronx. Because amidst the glitz of Timberlake, the ultimate coaching Eurostep and roundball Let’s Make a Deal, the Yankees announced that spring training gates will open not two, but three hours before first pitch, so more AARP members can view the pinstripe batting practice Home Run Derby.
That’s right, in case you forgot, the Yankees got Stanton. And they already had Judge. And they can put on a show…now way, way before the game. Listen, it’s only spring training, so nobody cares. Except in the Big Yapple, where baseball is a 12- month yak affair (Three’s Company in afternoon drive may not want football to end…but I digress). And let’s not forget Sanchez…and if healthy, Greg (don’t call me Larry) Bird. Hey…isn’t that Didi over there? Man, after looking at Philly and Boston on the big stage…come get some!!!
And watch out for falling coconuts!!!
Maybe if I lived closer to Park City than Paramus Park I would get excited about the luge.
Homeland. New season. The shark is lurking.
Knicks need the other Trae right about now.
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